Episodes

Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
11. $anta Clau$’s ’Christmas Rapping Vol. 4’ (1987)
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
In this second festive instalment of Real Albums Reviews, John & Christian discuss $anta Clau$’ ‘Christmas Wrapping (Vol.4)’, their favourite hymns, their present wrapping abilities, and devise an exciting business proposal.
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Artwork by Katherine Chisham

Monday Sep 05, 2022
10. The Swirly Poles’ ‘A Cut Above’ (1951)
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Christian & John discuss 'A Cut Above', The Swirly Poles' one and only record, from 1951, as well as all things barbering. Follow us on Twitter/Instagram @JohnChisMusic/@j_chisham @cd_loveless Production by Alastair McNamara and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Friday Sep 02, 2022
9. The Teenage Heartthrobs’ ‘Karaoke Girl’ (2004)
Friday Sep 02, 2022
Friday Sep 02, 2022
John & Christian discuss The Teenage Heartthrobs' 2004 album 'Karaoke Girl', the Puff Pants phenomenon, and a foolproof method to help someone with amnesia. Follow us on Twitter/Instagram @JohnChisMusic/@j_chisham @cd_loveless. Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Thursday Mar 10, 2022
8. Future Inventions’ ‘The Terror Of It All’ (Live from the O2!)
Thursday Mar 10, 2022
Thursday Mar 10, 2022
John and Christian talk about up-and-coming band Future Inventions while at an exclusive gig they played at the O2 in the 2020 Winter lockdown. EAT MILK!
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
7. Christmas Special!
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
In this special festive episode of Real Album Reviews, John and Christian count down the top 10 greatest Christmas songs of all time, featuring Chuck 'Chuckie' Benson, The Killdren, and the return of an old favourite...
Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Monday May 31, 2021
6. Tiny Jeans' 'The Tiny Jeans Album' (1987)
Monday May 31, 2021
Monday May 31, 2021
John & Christian discuss Tiny Jeans’ 1987 album ‘The Tiny Jeans Album’, the logistics of having quadruplets, and the first and only time Christian went to a sex dungeon.
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Monday May 24, 2021
5. Turkey Dinosaurs' 'Play Dead' (1985)
Monday May 24, 2021
Monday May 24, 2021
Christian & John discuss Turkey Dinosaurs’ 1985 album ‘Play Dead’, start a tribute band for dogs, and try to solve John’s dental emergency.
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Monday May 17, 2021
4. Pink & The Target's 'Bullseye' (2003)
Monday May 17, 2021
Monday May 17, 2021
John & Christian discuss Pink & The Target’s 2003 album ‘Bullseye’, the time John closed his eyes for a whole year, Christian’s fight with his therapist, and the Bulgarian rat races.
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Monday May 10, 2021
3. The Pot Plants's 'buried' (2013)
Monday May 10, 2021
Monday May 10, 2021
Christian & John review The Pot Plants and their 2013 album ‘buried’ and their Eurovision song campaign. They also discuss John’s trip to Calais and Christian's new favourite hobby.
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.

Monday May 03, 2021
2. Gut Feeling's 'Beach' (1990)
Monday May 03, 2021
Monday May 03, 2021
In this episode, John & Christian discuss Gut Feeling’s 1990 album ‘Beach’, the candle ear wax trend of the 1990s, John’s jam tart theory and the story of Icarus. John also has a message for the class.
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Production by Luis Coles and John Chisham. Artwork by Katherine Chisham.